Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 02, 2017

But can you pin the truth on the towels?

You can’t handle the truth, Peg.

The truth is, a clean kitchen towel in the restaurants across the globe is extremely a blessing from the gods.

All of it, the towel fibers, the pins to hold them on the drying line and the drying line itself. All of them were constructed from the corpses of innocent vegetable citizens who had been murdered in their sleep. It was Sweeney Todd times a billion. The whole world was Fleet Street. And then a sailor walked into the bar. The sailor could hardly stand, so drunk and spent as he was, and was supported by his entourage, two ladies of the evening.

Alt linen.

Clothes pins fit for a nose..

When those run out, you can get Buffalo Sanitary Wipers at 99 South Spokane Street · Seattle, WA 98134 · US.

And here I had my towel all ready for Towel Day.

http://www.towelday.org/

A quote from Trumpenstine?

I confess…I don’t bother to keep my trowel clean.

Isn’t that the company not recommended in The HItchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

What’s is the truth? Does the CTSC use inferior detergent to clean their towels or something?

Did someone mention a groin towel?

Will there be some sort of recall?

Well?

I’m waiting….

Okay; so, what is the truth about the Clean Towel Supply Company, anyway? Need I really be concerned? Or is this just a lame attempt at raising my anxiety quotient?

Put your money where your mouth is.