Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2018

Her mailbox is brimming with such letters.

It’s the mad hatter’s crazy cap scam. Millinery correspondence gone feral.

You are not about to suddenly eat hastily, are you? I wonder what that somebody could have written to you about your scarf within a scarf letter.?

Some people have a low capacity for hats.

Knowledge is like a hat constructed from underwear.

That Red Hat Society! They never got over it when she turned down their invitation.

Pull one out from under my hat, look the letter e.

Another letter Vanna?

Too many dropped stitches in that hat. You used Red Heart yarn. The design is ugly. You should have used Size 8 needles. Please die in a fire.

Her cap doesn’t even cover her ears. How warm is that?

There are only three letters in “HAT”. "TAM O’SHANTER would be nice if you liked getting punctuation along with letters. “CHAPEAU” would be more interesting. Maybe if you replied with the V in “BALACLAVA”, it would spark interest. It is SO mysterious.

Worst pussy hat ever.

Bills, credit card offers and hat letters… so what else is new?

She looks disappointed.

An Elmer Fudd hat, afternoon one.

Hats? Rats? Hate is so much more fun! Especially if you can reply scathingly!

I’ll buy that for an E!

It could still be a hate letter, just a hat hate letter.