Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 30, 2019

I’m not going to sit here and take that. Next!

Love for others begins with love for self. This guy is really going for it.

I wear dreamers badge number 546,785,644.

Some people cry and some people die..

I just make love too you..Zed lepplin

The Froglandia National Anthem starts

I’m a real frog lover and I hop to the cool frog strut… I’ m strutin’ in the back farm pond wet and slimin’ to the stray frog strut..

You know it joeit.G

In the beginning there was nothing & nothing was holy. Then stuff happened yet still nothing is holy.

I got a lust for life

I’m worth a million in prizes

With my torture film

Drive a G.T.O

Wear a uniform

All on a government loan

I’m worth a million in prizes

Yeah I’m through with sleeping on the Sidewalk -

With the liquor and drugs

Well I am just a modern guy

Well marry harry Krishna to you?

Did you know the hand Y Spock sign makes him all 3 in 1…

Paper , Rock the Spock. , and scissors…

Cheesy bread butt true 4 the wind. ✌

Water under the brig captain kirk..

Two scotchies and coke and beam me aboard .

But no medals around the back, I bet.

The danger is, if you keep telling yourself that, you’ll start to believe it.

Oy! There just aren’t any words to describe this insanity…..LOL

“We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.”

The Sphinx, Mystery Men

He’s gonna do another striptease.

And you deserve medal for that, too.

http://invisiblebread.com/bonus-panel/20110531/

But Mom likes me better.

Being number 2 makes us the number 1 non-winner … so,

Neener Neener …!

Everybody can say it to me. Sadly, they would be right.

Well…number one or not, I’d say your brain is a lot number than any other I’ve seen or heard of.

I’m quite content being nothing. It’s all one’s and zero’s anyway, so in the end, a little gas gives rise.

Thank you

Frog Bert’s word of the day; immanentize the eschaton.

Meh. So, you’ve got a lot of medals and ribbons and such. How many of them did you buy in some Online Second-Hand Store? In recent times, North Korean military bigwigs have sported mass quantities of decorations, and so also back in the old USSR. I am underwhelmed. Decorations tend to be created for almost every imaginable activity, not just the really glorious ones….

Um, excuse me Mr. Perfect, the camera’s over here…

Is this a new record for pieces of flair?