Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 22, 2022

It’s like a life without cheese: there are other satisfying foods, but you’d always miss it.

…I have this nightmare, too…

This is what keeps me pulling my own the plug someday. I don’t want to miss a single FA.

With or without, this is the only thing called love for now. Would be like a moon shot without a boob shot.

Bunny gets better tips on Frog Applause.

If life were just a tug-a-war.

The chap seems awfully satisfied with himself. Check out the way he’s got his hands on his hips and is working that silk pink scarf around his neck. His wig looks flawlessly fashionable as well.

Nice wig, Bro.

That’s what those old frogs thought before Descartes. They’d never thought of being applauded, they just spoke French and ate their beignets. Then Descartes invented the ego and Frog Applause got to be a big thing. Or something like that.

What? NOOOOOO! Not true! FA is what’s keep me going, thinking, and pondering!

Thought provoking and zany, and clever, and weird all at the same time!

People would certainly miss shopping at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory… it’s got everything you can think of….

I love FA as my daily starter- upper…

Aah, so’s yer old man!

I tell everyone that.

But Frag Opplause is such a great morning laxative!

…and a life WITH “Frog Applause” is a life worth living WELL.

HarrrUmph … who let this dog face out …?

What is the sound of one webbed foot clapping? Veni, vidi, vivisect let’s find out.

I like your wig.

Plop-Plop, Fizz-Fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Disagree! I love FA!

I dunno. I’ve tried it both ways and with is worth more.

Hardly, you pompous twit!

Incorrect. My coefficient of lame would sink below survivable levels.

Bring in The Bull Frog aka Jerry,

Playing in the sand pits, pulls a whopper canon ball w/a stunner splash.

Gnarly olde dude is far more foolish than he looks, and that’s saying something, since he’s dressed and groomed as a 17th or 18th century dandy.

His little bit of curmudgeonly philosophy flies in the face of all experience and sense-data. Frog Applause is the elixir of life, the arcane and enigmatic Brain Stimulator for those who become the Froglandian Elite Readers Corps, an honorable institution staying the GoComics course even if storm-tossed and full of torrential rains and huge waves, even tsunamis of invalid opprobrium….

That’s quite a conceit.

A life WITHOUT “Frog Applause”?

Nay! You jest!!!

…I read Frog Applause every day…

…that way I know my life is based in reality…

…and I’m not stuck in a dream…

…today’s FA is the same as yesterday’s…

…aaah crap…

Aw, get your hand out of your jacket front, you faux Napoleon!! Frog Applause is all the better were you not a regular character.

If we all work together we can pray the Frog Applause away.

Schadenfreude … YES

Pomposity … NO …!

( As The Comic Turns )