Garfield: I'll see you, Arlene.
Arlene: It is customary, in human circles, to kiss a lady's hand.
Garfield: You're not a human. And that's not a hand. That's a hairy paw. Oil and water, nitro and glycerin, chivalry and realism.
Arlene could do much better. For instance, she could date Goofy. WAIT, NO, ARLENE! I forgot about Goofy’s terrible and dangerous past. You don’t want to go down that road. Many have, few have returned. Anyway, that’s it. Hmm.
Xalder over 9 years ago
What did she expect from Garfield?
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Time to break out the Nitroglycerin…
Scrambled Eggs over 1 year ago
Poor Arlene.
Vulo the Face Borrower Premium Member 11 months ago
Arlene could do much better. For instance, she could date Goofy. WAIT, NO, ARLENE! I forgot about Goofy’s terrible and dangerous past. You don’t want to go down that road. Many have, few have returned. Anyway, that’s it. Hmm.