Jon: You're hard to shop for, Liz. I STILL haven't bought your gift.
Liz: Really? I got yours two months ago.
Jon: Nnnnnngh!
Garfield: Oh, cheer up. Have some loser nog.
Boy, Liz really knows how to put the pressure on…not only does he have to buy her a gift he has to guess how much she spent on his gift so he doesn’t under-spend her.
When he drinks the loser nog it will bring back memories of every woman he asked for dates who turned him down, as well as the dates of those who went out with him once but he did something humiliating and embarrassing so they never went out with him again.
Liz is showing commitment to him, though, since she presumed she’d still like him months from then. That’s a sign she understands Jon and likes him anyway.
My husband & my brothers have been known to wait until Christmas Eve. I never could understand that, because everything is picked over by then. If you know you’re going to need to buy someone something, why don’t you do it before you’re rushed and desperate?
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Jon the procrastinator.
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
Now the pressure is building. You better get busy Jon.
SprSynJn almost 15 years ago
Garfield always knows what to say to cheer him up.
diggit03 almost 15 years ago
hahah aww poor odie. good one bulldog.
siredward almost 15 years ago
Along with odie how about bell bottom pants and a poka-dot tie?
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Loser nog…for when you have egg on your face.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
It’s what we do. It’s normal for us!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
What you mean “us”, kemo sabe? :P
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Boy, Liz really knows how to put the pressure on…not only does he have to buy her a gift he has to guess how much she spent on his gift so he doesn’t under-spend her.
Listum almost 15 years ago
Oh!!! Mean!!! To think a shortly before!
pswhitlark almost 15 years ago
Hey, some people are easier to shop for than others. Maybe Jon needs to remember the magic word; “jewelry”.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
The eggnog is spiked with eau d’odie oh doh.
alondra almost 15 years ago
When he drinks the loser nog it will bring back memories of every woman he asked for dates who turned him down, as well as the dates of those who went out with him once but he did something humiliating and embarrassing so they never went out with him again.
Rise22 almost 15 years ago
She’s a veterinarian . Sprinkle some glitter on a hairball, and call it a special ornament.
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
Liz is showing commitment to him, though, since she presumed she’d still like him months from then. That’s a sign she understands Jon and likes him anyway.
comYics almost 15 years ago
Give garfield to her, than you can say you got it years ago. Nah.
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
I (emphasis on “I”) still haven’t done my Christmas shopping for my father, brother and stepmother (and maybe five don’t-live-at-home stepsisters).
robinfree almost 15 years ago
Odie drool, maybe?
Smiley Rmom almost 15 years ago
My husband & my brothers have been known to wait until Christmas Eve. I never could understand that, because everything is picked over by then. If you know you’re going to need to buy someone something, why don’t you do it before you’re rushed and desperate?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Siredward – that’s what Liz got him for Christmas!
siredward almost 15 years ago
Wow your so right because thats why she got it monthes ago it was on sale right after halloween. LOL
G.V.007 almost 15 years ago
Loser nog excellent.
Kathleen Healey Premium Member over 11 years ago
I thought Garfield said lobster nog. I was very excited.