Garfield by Jim Davis for June 20, 2010

(sound of bed going CRUNCH!)

(sound of the bedroom ceiling falling in: CRASH!)

Heheh. Poor Jon

(Sound of meteor becoming a meteorite.) UMPHF!

(sound of Garfield getting hit by meteor) PRICELESS

Garfield likes Jon’s worst days.

Just don’t take a bath first, Jon

glug glug

Wow…a spam twofer. :|

Consider youself flagged, spammer!

Oboy! Jon is such a KLUTZ! Garfield, keep laughing till your stomach become sore! Bwaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa…..

Grrrrrrr! that same spammer posted stupid advertisements again! I already flagged on that same spammer again! Sheesshhhh! GRRR!

How much flagging does it take to get a guy banned around here. This guy is everywhere. and keeps comming back with a new identity every time.

Not a good start, Jon? Quit smiling, Garfield!

Can we aim that meteor at spammers?

WOW!!!!!SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN BED!!!!!

Did Jon and Garfield just take the words “best day ever” from SpongeBob?

Never…ever…ever, try to plug in your coffee maker with wet hands and standing in a puddle of mouthwash…

I hope this one makes Garfield Minus Garfield

Good thing days like this don’t come along too often, Jon.

Yeah, my most hated day is Tuesday. And here’s why:

I was in gym class cup-stacking, then they fell down non-stop! A moth fluttered in my face, so I kept running away from it, then I tripped on something and fell. I planned on going to an amusement park for summer, but it was raining; THAT RUINED MY PLANS!!!!!!

Did you hear that? Sounds like the remains of a collapsed bedroom exploding.

(sound of tank exploding near Jon) KABOOM!

(sound of piano landing on Jon) OOF!

(sound of house landing on Jon) OOF!

(sound of a jet airplane landing on Jon) OOF!

(moment of silence)

Garfield: Heh.

(more moment of silence)

(sound of ground breaking and Jon falls down the hole) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Garfield: HEH.

(sound of a mailman getting eaten by a lion)

Garfield: HEH.

JINX

Dangit Jon don’t you know not to associate with Murphy’s law! >:(