Garfield by Jim Davis for April 25, 2012

An anal probe will tell Liz everything she needs to know!

I said that to a doctor once and I got a giggle out of it.

I’m OK. Why, what do you plan on doing to me?

Oh no he didn’t!

“Nothing, Garfield. I’m just surprised you are all right, seeing what I found in your X Ray.”

what i do know from that presentation is that i’m recommending you stay here, in-patient, for observation. and a nurse is on the way now with a little something to help with how you feel.

He has has a pretty sharp point there.

I think we have just seen G plead the 5th.

careful garfield. you know what happens to tomcats that upset vets….

Right-on masterskrain.

Keep messing with the Doc, Garfield and you may get a more painful needle.

I’m with Catfeet, a thermometer up the tail will tell the tale of the kitty.

Went to a doctor one time and asked him how he was doing…without missing a beat, he said that was his question!!

Or the classic: “I’m a vet, Jim — not a mind reader!”

After Garfield left, Liz said to herself; “I also know how to neuter”. By the way, Garfield minus Garfield has a new strip. All the comments had something to do with it. Oh, boy, what did we do?

THE GARFIELD SHOW. BIGGER FATTER HAIRIER!!!!!