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Standards?! How dare you! We do NOT have standards! We have self absorbed ideologies based onthe paradigm of our individual cultures, religions and political influences all of which disallow us the luxury of standards! We must immerse ourselves in a bubble of numb non awareness where we do not feel, think or postulate opinions with respect to the complex and variable lives of our fellow man within this universe. Only then can âstandardsâ be truly and politically correct! âŠâŠ..Until that time comes, have you tried Tums?
Miss the classics:1. The mailman.2. Irma (never see her anymore).3. Kicking Odie.4. The farm.5. Jon dating OTHER women.6. Garfield watching TV.7. The fence.8. Garfield pouncing birds.
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
His standards couldnât be much lower.
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
My hero.
codycab about 12 years ago
Ok.
PookyandOdie about 12 years ago
Ever seen a big-fonted âBURP!â lately?
el8 about 12 years ago
I have lowered my standards. Iâm reading and commenting about Garfield, no?
michael100 about 12 years ago
what happened to your amazing burp?
Gizmo01 about 12 years ago
Garf is a cat of few words??
sbchamp about 12 years ago
We HAVE!âNo Child Left BehindâThanks, W!
juliea1983 about 12 years ago
Standards?! How dare you! We do NOT have standards! We have self absorbed ideologies based onthe paradigm of our individual cultures, religions and political influences all of which disallow us the luxury of standards! We must immerse ourselves in a bubble of numb non awareness where we do not feel, think or postulate opinions with respect to the complex and variable lives of our fellow man within this universe. Only then can âstandardsâ be truly and politically correct! âŠâŠ..Until that time comes, have you tried Tums?
Ernest Lemmingway about 12 years ago
If my standards were any lower theyâd be down there with Congress, Garfield! Even I have limits.
AmyGrantfan51774 about 12 years ago
really Garf we have to lower our standards????!!!!!!!!
Tdog123 about 12 years ago
Miss the classics:1. The mailman.2. Irma (never see her anymore).3. Kicking Odie.4. The farm.5. Jon dating OTHER women.6. Garfield watching TV.7. The fence.8. Garfield pouncing birds.
Remember the good olâ days, Jim?
Ωmega over 4 years ago
That sounds like rat from âPearlsâ
The Collector 12 months ago
My standards cannot be lowered any further!