Garfield by Jim Davis for May 17, 2013

So, Jon, why does Liz look so filthy and sweaty?

Time for Jon to see the eye doctor.

I knew Jon was a dunce, but WTF!

Oh, Jon… XD

Quick, Jon, to a brain transplant.

Its good for garfield minus garfiled

Did YOU want (your clock) to be cleaned as well Jon?

Jon….DUCK!

No Jon, elves are busy putting together children’s toys at the North Pole.

elves have left the building. need i say mo?

Looking for a complement here John,No it was not Elves that did the cleaning.

Reminds me of when I cleaned my brother’s apartment!

Two words. Dead. Meat.

of what not to say to the woman in your life….

Man! How dirty was that kitchen?!? Gross!!

IT’S TIME FOR AN GRATTITUDE INSTEAD OF ATTITUDE CHECK JON!!!! WAKE UP AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR %^$#@ ASS! Remember Liz can have any man she wants (which you barely qualify for) and dump your pathetic ass any moment!!!!

I’m gonna enjoy watching this BLOOD-BATH happen…

Liz… MAKE HIM SQUEAL!!

I thought Jon was going to say, I have a kitchen,? I thought that was Garfield’s feeding grounds.

YOU PLONKER!

Poor Liz… A woman’s work is never done to start with!

LOL xxx

Oh, Jon, Jon, Jon…..

“Elves ARE real!”Thanks, Liz. You did him a favor.

i’d say at this moment the cat is the intelligant life in the room…in between Liz being a doormat and Jon acting like a dunce

oh no. RUN AS FAST AS YOUR DORKY LEGS CAN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor liz