Garfield by Jim Davis for August 23, 2021

If Garfield ever had an actual job, what would it be?

Garfield’s only job he’s ever had, is eating, sleeping, sending Nermal to Abu Dhabi, kicking Odie of the table and annoying the hell out of Jon.

So basically, he’s a multi-tasker.

Doing nothing can be work too.

Did he just roast office workers?!

Garfield would be a first class manager at Boeing!

I know! I worked at Boeing for 9 and a half years!

I saw a lot of Garfields hauling down huge salaries while performing exactly as Garfield!

Garfield IS busy, he’s carrying his OWN luggage, after all.

Sitting around collecting those unemployment beneFATS !!

Not good at looking alive, never mind busy….

He’s a furry speedbump.

I do not think that Garfield has to worry about an office job since he never does any work.

Garfield – you do have a job. To put a (cynical) giggle in our souls. And you do it well.

I am!

Well, you’re not wrong, Garfield.

Well you could be a spokesperson, er, cat for Sleepy’s, Garfield

imagine garfield in construction work, he would be sealed in cement

But he’s really good at looking lazy!

He’s best a being a bad example to the other employees.

you would be a perfect “paper press” though.

How about testing the mattresses of beds? That’d be a great job for you, Garfield, considering how much you sleep.

You’re a cat. That’s your job to not look busy…..

He’d make a great paperweight….

“If Garfield ever had an actual job, what would it be?”

Annoyance tolerance tester?

He’s too lazy to have a job.

Garfield is excellent at looking lazy.

Is it actually possible to look busy? As if you are doing just one thing, you’re not doing a ton of other things – so you’re not “busy” as such.

you can tell when they’re breaking in a new artist