I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
codycab 8 months ago
Maybe you can actually beat him, Arlene.
rob.home 8 months ago
We used to have colon cleansing competitions when I was young.
Botulism Bob 8 months ago
Who said female cats can’t burp?
Gent 8 months ago
Burping contest eh. How ameowsing.
Macushlalondra 8 months ago
Garfield when will you realize that Arlene is a lady?
Mediatech 8 months ago
It is better than the other method of venting gastrointestinal gas.
(just saying… )
Blu Bunny 8 months ago
Jon and Garfield prove that any man, no matter how nauseating, can have a girlfriend.
BenGMan 8 months ago
Cover your ears & nose Arlene if you don’t want or hear & smell it.
BigDaveGlass 8 months ago
Sweet and Sour?
2AndFour 8 months ago
Can Arlene match Garfield’s mighty burp?
Troglodyte 8 months ago
Arlene finds Garf’s behaviour hard to digest.
Goat from PBS 8 months ago
Jeez, Garf, how loud can you drink from a straw? Or maybe he’s chugging it so fast it’s already empty.
w16521 8 months ago
Well Arlene at least Garfield didn’t say “wait for the farting contest”.
Just-me 8 months ago
A burping contest is a sure fire way end the evening Garfield.
eced52 8 months ago
He just can’t help himself, can he?
Sir Isaac 8 months ago
I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
CaveCat87 8 months ago
Be careful, Garfield, Arlene just might surprise you and she might not even realize it.
KageKat 8 months ago
Arlene, you’ve known Garfield how long, and you’re still surprised by this?
Mario500 8 months ago
(senses a variation of slurping in this cartoon (based on the sound illustrated in this cartoon))
elvira.alejandro 8 months ago
Who will beat Jay Sherman, the movie critic?
waes-hael 8 months ago
GARFIELD! That’s SO rude! “Belching” is the proper term!
zarilla 8 months ago
Women are the most civilized of the two genders. My wife can change that sometimes though.
dlseelinger1764 8 months ago
As if Arlene didn’t see it coming.
Scott S 8 months ago
When I was in college one of my dorm mates on the 4th floor could belch loud enough to be heard on the 3rd & 2nd floors.
edmund_graham 8 months ago
Don’t forget “How predictable”
Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce 8 months ago
Dose she know how to make a grilled cheese
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
She won’t be saying ‘Kiss me, you wicked savage’ to him anytime soon, I’m sure.
anncorr339 8 months ago
I agree with ARLENE
EXCALABUR 8 months ago
My wife is getting better at it.
minky momo 15 days ago
I agree with GARFIELD