Garfield by Jim Davis for February 27, 2025

What’s the rush no bathroom in the UFO?

Oh no! I’m not letting an alien make a mess in my bathroom!

To boldly go where no…alien has gone before!

Take me to Garfield’s refrigerator.

he wasn’t GREEN when he left home

what color is alien feces/pee just wondering..

Should have landed in Libya, the sandbox is just outside the door.

reminds me of a sketch on The Muppet Show: “They didn’t want no gas, they just wanted to use the restroom. can’t say i blame’m, said they traveled 83 million miles without a stop.”

He needs a shower after such a long trip.

Careful. Technology like a bidet could lead to interplanetary chaos!

Its hard to get off that interstate. And they don’t have a Buckees!

“Do you know how bad the bathrooms are on Mars?”

“I told you to go before we left!“

No one considers putting a toilet in their spaceships, I guess.

Either the spaceship doesn’t have one or it does but it’s broken

And a small voice comes from inside asking, “Are we there yet?”

that sounds more realistic somehow… :j

Do aliens pee

take me to the White bowl with water in it.

Sorry, but male or female?

And your bathrooms had better be able to handle some serious, er, shtuff.

How diminishing. The Earth is but a rest stop in the highway of the universe.

How anticlimactic.

In western movies. After a long stage coach ride, nobody heads to the outhouse when they get off.

Captain Video blooper from the early ’50’s, “Lead me to your taker!”.

That does seem more plausible.

Probably no clean bathrooms on Qo’noS.

No frills

If Garfield landed on another inhabited planet, his first words might be ‘take me to your lasagna’.