Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 05, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    That’s why you’re suppose to wash coloreds in cold water.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    Ooooohhhh, you said that word, Hector and Llewellen.

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    ocean17  almost 15 years ago

    If it’s down to a size 2, he should put it on Ed the Sock, squat behind the podium, and do his speech as a puppet show.

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    BuzzDog  almost 15 years ago

    Skeezix should have had his wife wash his uniform?

    Excuse me, but 1950 called and wanted its gender roles back…

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    stringmusicianer  almost 15 years ago

    You mean lectern? A podium is something you stand on. You stand behind a lectern.

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    HectorPriam said,

    “coloreds”!!! In the age of political correctness that word could be conscrewed as a racial slur.

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    Reminds me of the time Archie Bunker was fixing to take a load of wash to the cleaners for Edith and she said to be sure to separate the coloureds from the whites. Mike said, “Archie would never forget to separate the coloureds from the whites!”

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    elio  almost 15 years ago

    Doty, you’re my favorite poster on this site. Do you have a blog or anywhere else I can reach you?

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    Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Skeezix’s stripes are really starting to bug me. What rank is he supposed to be? One chevron= Private One chevron and a rocker= Private First Class Two chevrons= A Corporal Three chevrons= A Sergeant Three chevrons and a rocker= Staff Sergeant Three chevrons and two rockers= Sergeant First Class Three chevrons, three rockers= Master Sergeant Three chevrons, three rockers and a diamond= First Sergeant Three chevrons, three rockers and a star= Sergeant Major

    No such thing, now or in WWII, as two chevrons and a rocker. Is he supposed to be a Corporal First Class?

    Sorry, I left out Joe Allen’s squawking chicken, that’s a Specialist.

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    elio  almost 15 years ago

    Doty, information service, about what? What was the yahoo group about?

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    Joe I am an American living in Canada so I am trying to spell things the Canadian way. I live in London Ontario and no one I’ve met says oot or aboot, it’s more like oat and aboat. Maybe in other provinces they pronounce it oot and aboot but not here.

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    ChuckTrent64  almost 15 years ago

    Some of Skeezix’s chevrons & rockers have fallen off over the years or, come off in the wash. He’s really too senile to make a speech if he forgot that he couldn’t wash a wool uniform.

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