Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 15, 2013

Now I KNOW she’s dumber than Slim!

…and slobber like Slim.

Yeah, well…..

MayKitten: E vero? A nuestra paese i cane parlare inglese: How is life? you ask, and they answer: Rough!

From Bing Translator:

1) A dog who speaks Italian? This I gotta see! In Rome only cats have the ability to speak. (Good translation.)

2) And true? In our country the dog speak English. (Not so good translation. Or is it a good translation of poor Italian? A reverse translation gave me this: È vero? Nel nostro paese cani parlano inglese.)

Actually dogs do understand words their human uses with them. If their human speaks Italian then the dog understands some Italian words.

Nel nostro paese i cani parlano Inglese. I believe that’s how you say “in our country the dogs speak English.”

I knew a dog that was bilingual – English and Spanish. Didn’t obey in either language.

ARF-O!

Some police dogs are taught in German and/or French so the common criminal can’t distract them.

Are you trying to insult the Roman Catholic readers? “Pope Frankie”, indeed! And, no, I am not Roman Catholic but I respect their religion.

Okay, Giacomo. Bark! I said BARK!

‘Pops’ should boot them both out his home. That’s some nerve his kid has.

Sounds like a reply from a third-grader. Grow up!