Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 17, 2022

I bet they “know their rights”.

I heard that shoplifters are no longer arrested.

Why? Are the jails too crowded??

When did shop lifting become a crime?

Who remembers Ima and Ura Hogg? They were daughters of Jim Hogg, one-time governor of Texas.

Yep,you’ll be hearing from their lawyer.As soon as his parole comes through.

Those kids will never have to get a job.They can live off the reward money they keep collecting.