Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for November 29, 2023

To prison!

Can you find “nearest active volcano” on a GPS?

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We’re back with a full update on the 29th.

Doc points out that you just don’t inherit six million dollars without the government wanting a chance to ‘wet their beak’, Shady Lane wants a prairie-style home for his new life on the prairie, someone call for Frank Lloyd Wright.

The boss wants Brenda (of all people) to run down to the train station to pick up some visiting dignitary, and the Voice in Rufus’ head is getting thirsty from all this talking.

Rufus gets the whirlwind tour.

Uh Oh!

Hit that bump they hit Slim, I dare you!

Cut to the chase already.

Rufus, who’s been driving in circles for several days, suddenly knows the way home?

Nearest barbecue stand. Slim has worked up an appetite.

It’s ridiculous that this comic treats a human worse than a dog and that no policemen have arrested any of them for reckless driving. Disgusting and not at all funny.

In most places in this country, it is illegal to ride in the open back of a pickup truck. Doing what Rufus is going would get them all arrested.

Adult literacy classes?

Is Slum finally taking them to the hoosegow, where they belong? Oh joy of joys!