Geech by Jerry Bittle for July 17, 2023

Leftovers don’t last long in your house do they, Artie ?

Oh, it’ll make noise all right, just not from the kitchen.

She may want to get up and move somewhere else ….. soon : )

The pie was screaming “Eat me”.

Never give noises like that a place to start in my fridge, I take no chances and take no prisoners.

Sounds like a true story. Pretty sure it has happened in my house in the past.

i learned a very important lesson just before going to bed last night-even tho it’s watermelon season and they are sooo good, do not- under any circumstance- eat watermelon before going to bed. i’m going to take a nap now.