Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 08, 2009

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Satchel says, "Another birthday card, Rob!" Bucky says, "How old are you now? 60?" Rob says, "I'm still in my thirties!" Rob says, "And I feel great. 40 is the new 30, isn't it?" Bucky says, "No, 40 is the old 30. Best case scenario, 40 is refurbished 30." Satchel says ,"I think you look cool, Rob!" Rob says, "Thanks, Satch." Bucky says, "Satchel, remind me what you think is the coolest-looking thing on Earth." Satchel says, "Oh! Dead turtle!" Rob says, "So in your opinion I'm not cool. Fine. Pray tell, how would you describe me?" Bucky says, "...The only way you could look funnier is if you got in a fight with a mascot. And f.y.i., cat is the new cool." Rob says, "Well, then we're all doomed." Bucky says, "That's the plan, yes."