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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 24, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: I don't think you're tall enough to be someone named mega-something. Bucky: If Tom Cruise is tall enough to be Jack Reacher, I'm tall enough to be... El Megaroid. Satchel: Tom Cruise is the most famous actor in the world, he's spent his entire adult life working on his skills. Bucky: I'm a siamese. I was born with skills. Satchel: And if Tom Cruise suddenly develops a hairball problem, I'm sure he'll come to you for advice.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
I love this dog.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is Bucky cracking a short joke on tiny Tom Cruise?
Varnes over 11 years ago
Lame actor, he spoils every movie heās inā¦.
WelshRat Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Satchel Smackdown!
Vaxdood over 11 years ago
Ha! Satch RULES! But Iāve gotta admit I kinda like the Bucksterās costumeā¦
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
In all honesty, Iād rather hang out with Bucky than Tom Cruise.
KingArthur67 over 11 years ago
Jack Reacher in the novels is 6ā5". Tom Cruise is no Jack Reacher
SCOTTtheBADGER over 11 years ago
What acting skills? Tom Cruise has none.
bgby4884 over 11 years ago
Wife canāt stand him because of how he treated his wife.
tryoung71 over 11 years ago
Ouch. Bravo.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I break into laughter at any footage of Tom Cruise running. I noticed it first when watching him run in āThe Firmā. He runs like heās ACTING like heās running. Then I saw āFar and Awayā. More bad running.
Someone should teach him how to run.
Now thereās YouTube video of him, a full montage of him running. Heh larry us.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
now now donāt point fingers {middle}
trixnnort over 11 years ago
bucky looks more like one of the monty pythonās knights who say ni.
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ka-Zinga, Satch! Right on target.
Jkiss over 11 years ago
Tom Cruise is one of the most insecure actors in the game. He reminds me of a little dog with big dog syndrome. Heās an attack chihuahua.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
āJack Reacherā didnāt require much of an acting range from the character Cruise played. I didnāt expect much from the movie, but it was surprisingly entertaining.
Varnes over 11 years ago
SwimsWithSharks, yeah, I think he always looks like heās trying to actā¦..Never quite pulls it offā¦..Leonardo Decaprio always looks that way to me, alsoā¦
Varnes over 11 years ago
SwimsWithSharks, yeah, I think he always looks like heās trying to actā¦..Never quite pulls it offā¦..Leonardo Decaprio always looks that way to me, alsoā¦
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
Iāve read almost every Lee Child story about Jack Reacher ā I was disappointed when Cruise was selected, but he pulled off the part in the movie ā I donāt know who is 6ā5" as a Hollywood actor who could accurately play the part though.
Luvbundle57 over 11 years ago
Read all the Jack Reacher books ā never pictured him as Tom Cruise. That killed the series for me. Bad enough they choose Katherine Heigel for Stephanie Plum and that guy who hardly looks like a ādark Latin wilth a killer bod" to play āRangerā. Yuck Hollywood sure kills your imagination.
Michelle Morris over 11 years ago
Bad news,Reacher fans: a sequel is on the way.
rush.diana over 11 years ago
I love this cat
shel4 over 11 years ago
They both jump up on the couch when they are not supposed to.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tom Cruise has made some good movies, āTop Gunā, āWar of the Worldsā, a couple of the āMission Impossiblesā were pretty good, and another few that escape me at the moment, but overall, as a person, I think heās a PIG!
felines5 over 11 years ago
I told my wife about this a few months ago. And today she shows me this cartoon.I had to laugh about this. I guess that Iām not the only one that read the real stories and viewed the movie. As soon as I saw who they had playing the part of reacher I said , now he doesnāt add up to this part!!!
curlyfrysc over 11 years ago
Wow! Who knew Satchel could be so brutal?!
smollett over 11 years ago
The fools mock The Buckster at their peril.