Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 01, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: You want your tarot read? Satchel: No, the rest of me is all brown. It wouldn't match. Bucky: No, tarot cards. Do you want me to read your fortune cards? Satchel: Ohhh, ok. Bucky: Your first card is... Satchel: Ooo, exciting! Bucky: ....the hermit. So you're gonna get kicked out of here and be a hermit, I guess. Ok, your next card is queen of cups. I bet Rob kicking you out of here drives you crazy and you start, like, bossing cups around. Satchel: I don't think- Bucky: Whoops, next one is death. I guess you won't have to worry about being a crazy hermit too long. So soon you'll be a dead weirdo with a crown in a cave full of dirty cups. Here you go. Satchel: I don't want another card. Bucky: It's your bill. Cash only in the circumstances, I'm afraid.
dataweaver over 11 years ago
How would you play Poker with a Tarot Deck?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
New! Yay!
Varnes over 11 years ago
Duke enlarge it and notice that the copyright is 2013, so it’s new….
edclectic over 11 years ago
I see no future for Bucky as a tarot card reader.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
New One, now how did that get in here?
Marv Walker over 11 years ago
I’m really glad the word “gullible” is not found in the dictionary!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
Brown all over?
nimbus56 over 11 years ago
@ puddle Read=red a red tarot would clash with his brown?
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
What is Satchel’s tarot that he’s afraid to have turned red?
smollett over 11 years ago
The Buckster is both clairvoyant and a genius. It looks like the Beige Behemoth’s days are numbered, finally.
rshive over 11 years ago
In the case of a hermit, one sort of has to wonder how anyone knows he’s dead. They probably don’t pay cash either.
Orion-13 over 11 years ago
Dataweaver, you could if you wanted to – there are four suits (Cups, Wands, Swords, and Pentacles), each suit has it’s ‘Royalty’ (Page, Knight, Queen, King), and 1 to 10 ‘minor arcana’. Drop the pages, or use them as Jokers, and drop the Major Arcana (like the Hermit and Death – which stands for change, not death) and you’ve got a poker deck!
Of course, this is coming from someone who used to use the punch cards for Fortran programs as a deck of cards while waiting for output, so…
Orion
Enoki over 11 years ago
Bucky has a real future as a psychologist! He’ll make a fortune off all the neurotics out there with that routine!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
New humour is great… but I’ll take second helpings of this strip any day. Hope Darby gets out of his slump soon.
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
The “Death” card rarely means actual death. At least, not the way I’ve seen it used in TV & movies. It’s not the worst card you can get.
Gonzodus over 11 years ago
@dataweaver You can also use a standard deck to read the tarot. You just wouldn’t have the major arcana.