Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 04, 2015

Do unto otters as you would have them do unto you.

Bucky logic …………….priceless !

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man two fish and you feed him for two days. Give a man three fish and you feed him for three days, after which he comes down with food poisoning..You should have given him a fridge.

“…you have seen FARTHER…” Further is an adjective. The two are not interchangeable.!! AN D there is no such word as “furthest.”

Also, no such word as ‘furth.’ Though there is ‘firth.’ … and ‘forth.’ … but no ‘farth.’ … but there is ’ ….’ … nevermind.

There are many ways to skin a… on second thought don’t use that.

Sunday rerun from 2009, while the daily Get Fuzzy strip remains rerun mode since November 2013, must Mr. Conley have to do a Sunday rerun once every month?

Hey! Rob gets to have fun, too!

May be the joy of old age—I don’t remember any of these.

“I am Wombat, hear me roar!”“An Alpaca a day keeps the doctor away…”“It’s 12 o’clock and Owl’s well…”

To Err is Human, to Forgive is Not Company Policy!

Bucky has a kindred spirit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60&feature=youtu.be

Do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you.

don’t the gerbils object?

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll drink a lot of beer and tell stories about the huge fish that got away.