Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 21, 2010

What does Gil wish he had that he doesn’t?

How about incriminating blackmail on Marty Moon?

is cortez beecher a stormtrooper?

For the first time in twenty five years, Marty, that’s a good question.

Finally, a smart reporter dumbs-down a question so a dumb-ass coach can understand it.

C-3P0 playing for Milford in panel 3.

Unsaid in P3: “Cortez Beecher scares the s— out of me.”

P1 - Why does Gil have a baseball on his shoulder?

P1 - And if it is such a good question, why does the Gilfather give Marty the “talk to the hand”gesture?

P3 - What’s really impressive is that Cortez just came out of the Mudlark dive tank and forgot to remove all of his scuba gear. He’s actually playing with flippers on too.

Be careful what you wish for Gil…Cody was a threat, Mr. Peete was a threat, etc.

The best thing about having an Imperial stormtrooper on your squad is that you can substitute a fresh one without anybody noticing…

The worst thing about having an Imperial stormtrooper on your squad is that none of them can shoot straight. It’s going to be a long hoops season in Milford.

Cortez Beecher does have some impressive musculature. Wonder if he’s related to Adam Maeiounday?

No Cortez is the second coming of Kareem with the shaved head and goggles.