Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 04, 2013

Has anyone ever MADE a 3? Why are they always drained? Same thing with long putts, I guess.

What’s with the fans in the first panel? They’re all looking everywhere but the basketball court. My guess is that the peacock has just strolled into the gym.

Uuuse the Peacock, Scott. Uuuuuusse the PEAAA-cock!

Juuump the shark, Neal. JUUUUMP the SHAAAARRK!

That’s a low scoring game, eh?

So let’s get this straight, Scott is depressed about his kid brother passing away, but now Scott is ok since he spotted a peacock in his yard. He really does need some Thor p counseling.

Great Scott! Great form. Marty, Run to the shadows, Run to the shadows in these golden years.

The last five story lines make the list of top 5 all time bizarre ones.

Far left of P1 shows that the ghost of Arnold Stang is in the house

Just wondering, if Marty spots a peacock will he start drinking or stop drinking?

Let me get this straight—Milford is losing by 7, then peacock boy scores 5 points, and they’re down by 10 at the half. Who is the official scorer?

Marty’s lonely and tired of working alone in the booth.

Milford did roar back, but Moon is drunkenly conflating the score of this game with the halftime score of the Packers-Vikings playoff.

P3, is that Moon’s microphone or did he spear the pickled onion out of his Gibson?

Does every kid in Milford have a tragic circumstance to deal with? Time for some normal teenage angst like acne or blue balls!

Someone should have given Fowler the bird weeks ago.