Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 18, 2014

Ummm, Omari – I’m pretty sure True’s not pouting. Now, your former QB on the other hand…

“I’m not pouting, damn it. I’m sulking.”

Jarrod should go to Fantasy Island, where Mr. Roarke will make him the starting quarterback on a championship team — but at what cost? Smiles, everyone! Smiles!

In all reality, Look Jarrod , What do you think we dreamed about , watching our QB pout ? No way, we dreamed about taking long hot soapy steamy showers together . Hit the showers Champ !

Omari: Cheer up Jarrod. Let’s slide over to Speedco get get you some Grecian Formula so Coach Thorp stops mistaking you for a bad version on Reed Richards.

Imagine how that poor girl who got benched for Wendy Wiley — a DANCER with “good instincts” — must have felt. At least J-rod’s replacement was a legitimate player to start.

JROD: Ease up Omari! I’m not pouting, but I am a little butt hurt on the benching.OMARI: We still talking football?

You’re 18 years old! Why are you dreaming about Varsity Football? Mary Jo “has a balcony you could do Shakespear off of!”

It’s not over, Jarrod. To quote Bluto from Animal House-"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Johnny Football said what ever I can do for our team is what matters. Emphases on OUR team.

What? It’s a GREAT play! One time they actually pulled the ol’ Quarterback Pout twice in the same game!

Today’s MUT is Oscar worthy material!

Well done. You’ve got my Oscar vote.

Is Palookaville in the Valley Conference? And who’s their coach? Are their showers state of the art?