Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 14, 2015

Hmm JStatWhiz must have cleaned the Milfird Rocks graffiti off the roof (P3 yesterday) while he was watching Bacon stew… Mmmm bacon stew …

Max Bacon, Johnny Football, RGME, Brandmaster Flashes all. See you in the funny papers!

Now Bobby, you know that no big time coach would ever turn his back on or enable a player with a potential drug problem. Just ask Len Bias.

Well, all kidding aside: look. Max is a teenager. What teenager DOESN’T go loopy and get bizarre notions, for no particular reason?

.Back to the kidding: it’s a formidable challenge to MUT to get SILLIER than this strip. Max (Belly) Achin’ needs to lighten up.

Here come the placebo tic tacs.

Bobby….give the stooge some Chuckles and tell him to leave you alone.

Wait, you mean tic tacs don’t sober me up in 10 minutes ?!?

In all reality , is that a bus bearing down on me ? P 2 didn’t Michael J Fox say the same thing Max just said in Teen Wolf maybe Max is turning into a werewolf and finally in P 3 shouldn’t Bobby have said Seig Hiel ?

In P2, what’s the guy in the background doing? Is that a toy steering wheel so he can pretend to drive the bus? This lame plot is distracting from the really interesting questions.

P1- The saucers increase the footcandles especially when Ralph Kramden hits the high beams. P3- Cyril Figgis undercover thinking of slicing up Bacon with some Hi Karate. Since Coach Glory is no longer to be referenced again by Neal and Rod, Milford needs a new girls assistant coach.

Looks like max forgot to put back in his right earring after the game. Hope it isn’t lost, he needed to sell it to pay for the pick me ups.

OK, you win. I’ll convince the coach you’re not Varsity ready and have you demoted to the JV. They’re playing some team called ISIS next week. Maybe you’ll be able to handle less stress.

Bobby just had an unbelievably quick change in his no-sharing drug policy.

Bobby: “Here, Max, take these – they’ll help. They’re smart pills.”

Max: “Hey, wait a minute, you jerk. These are nothing more than M & Ms!”

Bobby: “See? You’re smarter already!”

Hope Gil is enjoying his time off from this incredibly dull plot.

uhhh..you win what?? Don’t do it!!!! then nobody wins……

Wait, I remember this plot now. 12-11-13. Wendy Wiley: “I’m feeling it. Time to start…” Max is actually doing the robot in P3 to kick of the school bus dance party.

Gil better hope no one from the Milford school board reads today’s “HERMAN”.

Who the hell made that sign for the bus. That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am7I0xLuiQU

Trouble is, in this insane zero-tolerance environment, where kids get expelled for handing their own siblings an aspirin, I don’t think handing over a placebo would go over well.