Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 11, 2015

P1: “I am applying my immense State Champion magical powers to you …”.P3: Boo’s earrings change size. Yet again.

(Never mind that Tru(e)‘s father is ENTIRELY capable of naming his daughter “Scout” … but that’s her middle name. Her full name is “Pro Scout Standish.”)

Must be Fist Pump Man back there in P1. Speaking of P1, Boo’s hair is the worst yet. It’s scarier than the Bride of Frankenstein’s hairdo.

The other Standish kids are Scout, Ishmael, Holden, and Huck. We didn’t see any of them during the football season story, because they were off on a camping trip with Gil and Mimi’s kids.

“False” is so riveted she hasn’t even opened her Hoo.

Good thing too, Bitsy. She’d be dumping it down her blouse.

I didn’t think Tru’s dad looked like Bruce Willis. Yarmulke Man passing through P2. Boo looks like she might be rooting up some truffles later with that snout in P3.

Apparently, Tru(e)’s thumb has a sister named Scout. And False is starting to morph into Pat from Saturday Night Live.

In P 2 True strikes a pose he will use for his senior yearbook photo . Isn’ t it time Amy dumps her root beer on True ?

Due to a conflict of interest, I will be unable to comment on this story line.

Check out the ‘new’ up and coming hairstyle for Milford High in panel two. The monk look. Oh wait……. maybe it’s just the art which we are not supposed to criticize since we can’t do any better.

I thought his sister was named Capote.

but I do have a brother named Miles whose dating Prissy Alden.

Tru found out she has a car and he wants her to “take him for a ride”, if you know what I mean.

Sorry, to but in again but, I just had a terrible thought. If these two hook up, we’ll have to put up with her looks all the way through next football season.

I’m glad the mystery of Boo is solved-To Kill A Mockingbird-brilliant!

P1- Velma, good….but I’m thinking kind of an homage to Ricki Lake or when Chris Farley did the fat girl….

Whiz laying it on like he’s Uncle Sugar lately…

“You just don’t look like Robert Duvall. In, of course, his big-screen debut.”

“However you do look like Robert Duvall in his role as Tom Hagen in ‘The Godfather.’”

Suddenly, the table Tru and Boo are sitting at is longer again and there are others sitting at it. Must be a parallel universe they keep slipping into and out of.

Boo’s hairstyle may change daily, but the Milford tonsure is here to stay!

P3 — Not only is Boo developing a snout but what’s happening to her mouth?

After reading MUT, it suddenly dawned on me that Pervy Pamela looks a lot like Amy Farrah Fowler aka Mayim Bialik