Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 04, 2018

Gil shouldn’t just sit on the toilet like that.

So Gil will try to intercede on Marty’s behalf and Marty will be an ungrateful jerk.

P4 Gil: Shut up and do the $@&% laundry

So Gil gave the kids the tools to take that racist arrogant lunkhead down, and he feels guilty? What a loser.

Why would Gil feel bad? Marty should have been given the heave-ho long ago for being a terrible announcer, even if he didn’t blurt out the F word on the air.

P1- Kaz primped up with Jheri Curl and ’lectric Shave before sharing the word of the Internet Ninja.

P2- The Weather Girls song is not a favorite in this hallway cluster.

P3- GilPa looks exhausted after experiencing the spin cycle on the washer. Mimi, tight and taunt, words I heard Howard Cosell use in the Paddock at Churchill Downs describing with great volume a member of the fairer sex walk by, looks not day over 20.

Sure, Marty had it coming. But won’t the school lose the publicity? And who would take Marty’s on the air, some clueless kid with a fake parrot?

What a laugh, but, to quote Tom Wolfe, it was a laugh with a metallic aftertaste.

Looks like Gil’s about to involve himself- he must know it’s time to move to baseball season.

P4: “me and moonie have been goin’ at each other since the 50’s…what am I gonna do all day now?”

And in what world would Duncan not be suspended and Gil fired for encouraging this behavior? Really, Moon would have been in hot water for his initial comments and that Mexican restaurant account would be on whatever station they have in Central City ages ago.

It sure didn’t take much from some little punk to take down MM, proving once again that alcohol on the job is never a good idea

And now Gil decides it was bad for the students to bully Moon, despite him being such an ass. Late again, Gil.

But what we really want to know is, what happened to the Mexican Restaurant account??? Sadly, like so many subplots, we’ll never find out.

“Word is” Marty is suspended? Wouldn’t the station have to make some sort of announcement after an incident like that?

P2: The girls try to get their hands unstuck after Marty pulled the Krazy Glue trick on them

P4: Later…MM is outside the Thorp house, holding an almost empty whiskey bottle and yelling with slurred words"…thorp, …hic…dam you, it’s all your fault…hic…"

P1, I guess that means they didn’t get the Mexican restaurant account.

P2, The girls hit the showers then off to that new Mexican place to party like it’s 1969.

P3, Mimi, don’t let those ants get into those freshly folded towels.

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