G’day Jason, DryCula, JFristein, Ottod, Meggsiefan, Frank and all Meggsie’s mates.
Ottod: In a well-known monologue, an Australian comedian by the name of Austen Tayshus, asks the rhetorical question, “How much can a koala bear?”
As far as Koala Lampoon is concerned, isn’t that a city somewhere in Malaysia.
No, the koala is not a bear, it is remotely related to the South American tree sloth. It is about as cuddly as a brick wrapped in steel wool and has no hesitation in wetting anyone that annoys it while they cuddle it. Their almost exclusive diet of mannagum leaves gives just that extra something to that form of expressing displeasure.
Wow, saying that our koalas are remotely related to South American tree sloths set the cat amongst the pigeons. Fact seems to be that they are, via a rather tenuous linkage via lemurs. Read all about it:
Ginger Meggs almost 14 years ago
(pssst.. they’re not bears)
bdaverin almost 14 years ago
Ah, the koala… fluffy, cute as the dickens, and claws to rip your face off. Hand over the eucalyptus leaves and nobody gets hurt.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Are you sure you are out of danger Ginge?
Good morning, Meggsie fans!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
No they are marsupials, cute as a button, and I guess it’s true that looks can be deceiving. I hear they can be downright nasty!
G’day Jason, JFri, usfellers, ottod and Meggsiefan!
And me thinks we haven’t seen the end of the Yowi’s have we, Jason?
ottod Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Is an Australian bear gag a Koala Lampoon?
usfellers almost 14 years ago
G’day Jason, DryCula, JFristein, Ottod, Meggsiefan, Frank and all Meggsie’s mates.
Ottod: In a well-known monologue, an Australian comedian by the name of Austen Tayshus, asks the rhetorical question, “How much can a koala bear?”
As far as Koala Lampoon is concerned, isn’t that a city somewhere in Malaysia.
No, the koala is not a bear, it is remotely related to the South American tree sloth. It is about as cuddly as a brick wrapped in steel wool and has no hesitation in wetting anyone that annoys it while they cuddle it. Their almost exclusive diet of mannagum leaves gives just that extra something to that form of expressing displeasure.
usfellers almost 14 years ago
Wow, saying that our koalas are remotely related to South American tree sloths set the cat amongst the pigeons. Fact seems to be that they are, via a rather tenuous linkage via lemurs. Read all about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subfossil_lemur
The Duke 1 almost 14 years ago
Hello, Usfrights & DryCula!!