“Hmm . . . I don’t know, Mr. Frosty. I didn’t see any mention of your parents in the police report. Says here that when the kids placed that old silk hat on your head, you began to dance around. And can you really expect to be taken seriously when you go running around the square with that broomstick, disobeying the traffic cop, and challenging him to catch you if he can? Seems to me we need to work a little on taking responsibility for your own actions.”
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
You would prefer Snowball or Staypuft?
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
Start selling “sno”-cones for redemption.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Winston the snowman…..Gilbert the snowman….nah.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Burl the Snowman Ives.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought they were a Frosty free household.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Now don’t get upset, and have a melt down…
T... over 1 year ago
Except perhaps root beer…
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Hmm . . . I don’t know, Mr. Frosty. I didn’t see any mention of your parents in the police report. Says here that when the kids placed that old silk hat on your head, you began to dance around. And can you really expect to be taken seriously when you go running around the square with that broomstick, disobeying the traffic cop, and challenging him to catch you if he can? Seems to me we need to work a little on taking responsibility for your own actions.”
MT Wallet over 1 year ago
You weren’t born Robert Lee?
tinstar over 1 year ago
So, what happens if someone invites him out for a “frosty one?”