Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 30, 2024

“Jumbotron.”

Cheaper option: unplug the TV.

Mite try standing right in front of his face!!!!!!!

You’ll fall over.

Definitely don’t need them that big! Look at Dolly Parton and she has had a reduction, but yet every head swivels.

I used to not pay much attention to breasts one way or the other. Then, one night I was almost knocked unconscious by the breast of an excited, overly-buxom woman.

The French have a saying, “More than a handful is wasted.” Amen.

She wants boobs bigger than the boob tube.

Do a brain swap with a 20-year-old. Win-Win!