Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for April 13, 2015

I actually mailed in my tax returns and saved myself some money.

I know. I stole your return from the postbox. I wouldn’t mention it, except I already drained your bank accounts and overcharged your credit cards.

Thanks for not filing on-line. Much harder to hack into those places.

Are you sure Mr. Felony?

I see.