Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 06, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 9 years ago

    Another at home birth.

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    Jonni  almost 9 years ago

    He can’t be sure, there was an epidural doorman.

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    prince valiant Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I still use this today at school. The kids get it right away so somebody must be saying to them at home! Oh, and “We aren’t heating the outdoors!” is a good one too.

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Place of birth is not particularly relevant; but where you were raised is. The phrase i always heard was -raised in a barn.

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    azhoosier41  almost 9 years ago

    Yeh! I was born in a barn and every time I hear a jack ass bawl I get homesick.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Hee hee hee!

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    fuzzybritches  almost 9 years ago

    Yes, the phrase I grew up with was “I didn’t raise you girls in a barn!”

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    princevaliantThe problem is, we really are warming the outdoors.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t like felines, but don’t let the cat out of the bag…

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