Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 10, 2023

Do they make you sign an injury waiver before they seat you?

The after dinner mints are delivered directly to your open mouth, so tilt your head back and open wide. (Spit out the wrapper.)

Our favorite Mexican restaurant has a cute little robot with a cat face that brings the chips and salsa. Plays music and meows when you take the chips and dips and push the little button to signal you’re through.

I prefer the electric train in the ceiling that delivers meals to your table.

Drone piloted by Billy Keane of Family Circus fame?

Whoops! “A little off the top sirs?” “Not that much!”