Heart of the City by Steenz for August 13, 2006

Transcript:

Heart: Check me out, Dean! Notice anything different? Dean: Uh... you forgot to brush your teeth? Heart: No, doofus! Star-quality! Dean, you are witnessing the birth of Hollywood's new "it girl" right before your very eyes! Dean: Oh, did you get a part in that local theater group's new play? Heart: Even better! Look what I wrote on my Myspace web site! Dean: Whoa! That's an especially nasty thing to say about somebody. Heart: Kid... you're nobody in Hollywood unless you're in a big fight with Lindsay Lohan. Dean: Say, you wrote that she stole your boyfriend... am I dating Lindsay Lohan?