Heart of the City by Steenz for April 13, 2010
April 12, 2010
April 14, 2010
Transcript:
Herat: Mom, can I sleep with you? Mom: Oh, sure, sweetie...did you get spooked? Heart: My clown doll again. He's up to his old tricks. Mom: Heart, I've told you a million times...if that doll scares you, throw it away...or at least stick it in your closet. Herat: Oh, sure, mom! Put him in the closet where he can secretly hatch his evil plans! No, thanks.... I like him right where I can see him.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 14 years ago
Clowns are always scary.
rayannina over 14 years ago
Turn him to face the wall, for Pete’s sake.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
crucify him! crucify him!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
“In the next room! Out of sight! Wait a minute! Mom, we have to sleep in my bed tonight!”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Give him your Barbie dolls. Several doll divorces later, he won’t have enough left to threaten anyone.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
I like her logic! @freeholder1, sounds like a plan to me.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I know, and Mom was an English, teacher, too, Golf. One’d thunk I’d’ve knowed better…My English prof once said, “As long as they can understand it, pretend it’s Faulkner.”
runar over 14 years ago
A little girl was on Santa’s lap. She said, “I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.”
Santa: “I thought Barbie comes with Ken.”
Girl: “She fakes it with Ken - she comes with G.I. Joe.”
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I LIKE that one, runar!
Jascat over 14 years ago
Throw the da-n clown doll in the trash!!!!!! >-)
seanb51229 Premium Member over 14 years ago
rayannina, the problem with facing him to the wall is when you wake up a few hours later and he is back facing you again.
Trisha_Evenstar over 14 years ago
I AGREE!
Asrial over 14 years ago
Runar > I like her sense of humor ! It made me laugh.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
rerun