Heart: Are we all out of white cheddar cheese balls again?! Heart: Who ate all of the white cheddar cheese balls? Mom: You did, dummy. Heart: I did? Heart: Well, you're my mother! Isn't it your job to control me?!
Next time she’s eating too much, just make loud pig noises. That’ll either make her stop or give her an eating disorder. And that’s a chance I’m willing to take.
TheNihilist over 12 years ago
…or at least run to the store and satisfy my need for instant gratification
magicwalnut over 12 years ago
Mom…don’t call her names! That’s verbal abuse!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
mom is looking for her hair brush about now…
lakita_lover over 12 years ago
Like anyone can really control Heart.
JOregon over 12 years ago
So many think this is a spanking excuse…..WHY?Sometimes these things are best used as a build a friendship with your child excuse.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
and oh yea. a spanking may be warranted becouse she is having a fit. if its not becouse she is missing her nap, its not acceptable behaviour.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Next time she’s eating too much, just make loud pig noises. That’ll either make her stop or give her an eating disorder. And that’s a chance I’m willing to take.