One bright sunshiny Sunday morning, Boudreaux was sitting in church, when all of a sudden, in a great flash of fire and smoke, who appeared, but old Satan himself. All of the congregation jumped up and stampeded out the front door, except old Boudreaux, who just sat in his place, apparently unimpressed. Satan goes over to Boudreaux, the only person left in the church, scowled at him and asked, “Hey, don’t you know who I am ?” Boudreaux calmly replies, “Mais, yeh, I sure do.” Satan asked, “Well, aren’t you scared of me ?” Boudreaux, again calmly tells him, “Nope, ain’t afraid of you.” The devil, slightly confused, asks him, “Everybody is afraid of me, why aren’t you ?” Boudreaux yawns, looks at the devil and tells him, “No reason to be. After all, I been married to your sister for forty years !”
Yakety Sax 7 days ago
One bright sunshiny Sunday morning, Boudreaux was sitting in church, when all of a sudden, in a great flash of fire and smoke, who appeared, but old Satan himself. All of the congregation jumped up and stampeded out the front door, except old Boudreaux, who just sat in his place, apparently unimpressed. Satan goes over to Boudreaux, the only person left in the church, scowled at him and asked, “Hey, don’t you know who I am ?” Boudreaux calmly replies, “Mais, yeh, I sure do.” Satan asked, “Well, aren’t you scared of me ?” Boudreaux, again calmly tells him, “Nope, ain’t afraid of you.” The devil, slightly confused, asks him, “Everybody is afraid of me, why aren’t you ?” Boudreaux yawns, looks at the devil and tells him, “No reason to be. After all, I been married to your sister for forty years !”
TimeLordSoundwave 5 days ago
Or “Go to Hell” like a normal person would say.
Seriously, who says “Go to Blazes”?