You always have911 ready on speed dial.
“Yes.”
I Don’t Get Paid Enough To Do Math!
I walk into a well-known Midwestern fast food place. After reading the menu, I ask the cashier for a half-dozen chicken rings.
Cashier: “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t sell half-dozens. They only come in six, nine, or twelve.”
Me: Dying inside, just a little “I’ll have the six.”
beati pauperes spiritu …
wfhite 1 day ago
You always have911 ready on speed dial.
tcayer 1 day ago
“Yes.”
Yakety Sax 1 day ago
I Don’t Get Paid Enough To Do Math!
I walk into a well-known Midwestern fast food place. After reading the menu, I ask the cashier for a half-dozen chicken rings.
Cashier: “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t sell half-dozens. They only come in six, nine, or twelve.”
Me: Dying inside, just a little “I’ll have the six.”
jmp.mtbn 1 day ago
beati pauperes spiritu …