Herman: I don't usually buy imports. How is it on gas?
Alien: It's electric with solar panels.
Herman: Looks sporty.
Alien: And extremely fast.
Herman: Why sell it?
Alien: I need the money
Herman: ow much has it been driven?
Alien: Only 38,000 light-years.
@ Essex60 – The “Purple People Eater” wasn’t purple, he just ate people that were purple. Still, I did look for the single eye, single horn and the wings (“one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater”).
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
It never gets speeding tickets because the authorities won’t admit its existence.
rshive over 12 years ago
They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!
otforever over 12 years ago
Act now and I’ll throw in a matching cup.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
The ride is out of this world.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Why don’t you just steal it, like Lio always does?
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
How expensive are the repairs?
KEStuck over 12 years ago
Would Progressive insure it?
ronpolimeni over 12 years ago
@ Essex60 – The “Purple People Eater” wasn’t purple, he just ate people that were purple. Still, I did look for the single eye, single horn and the wings (“one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater”).
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
ill by it. how much?
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
….. and only driven on Sundays…..
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
…i’m not sure – Jefferson Starship?
boldyuma over 12 years ago
You can pick-up lots of chicks in it..
Strange chicks..but chicks nonetheless..