Herman by Jim Unger for March 17, 2016

Actually, I just used a fly swatter. That will wash off if you just apply a little elbow grease. Get to it, woman! While you’re at it, get me my pipe and slippers!

Just had cataract surgery. One eye was a total white blur. Tried to swat a mosquito, wasn’t one, was a wasp 15 feet away. Startled me how bad my depth perception was!

WD40 is great bug killer.

Then why do they call it Black Flag?

I wonder if he used whip cream to shave this morning?

Now those black flies really are.

He figured out by the ninth time.

I had a 90+ year old patient who would drive his white Lincoln Continental over my bushes and park at a slant between the parking spaces. He was very unstable on his feet. I attributed all this to his age. One day he came in, parked quickly between the lines, and marched in looking fully alert. He had had cataract surgery and it had totally changed him. His balance was greatly improved due to being able to receive visual cues to help keep him upright.

but the spray paint kills the bugs just fine

Yeah, but the spray paint smells better.