Herman by Jim Unger for July 12, 2019

“I would prefer my own bed pan.”

If he’s the guy in the middle, his chart’s not looking all that good.

At least get him a room with separate beds.

No, it’s OK. I’m used to Moe and Larry being around.

Certainly this is in a foreign hospital…ewwwww.LOL

Sick together stick together.

Just one that has people whose charts are only going down.

It encourages people to not linger in the hospital.

tRUMP’s Republican Health Care plan in action.

Triplets?

Coming our way soon … free health care for everyone!

They can share body heat (although that middle dude might not have much).. saves on the hospital heating bills and blankets.

Ask to have me moved into the mixed gender section..

Willy Wonka.

“Yes, please.”

I thought this WAS a private room.

At least make it coed.

That’s OK, we like share.

Hospitals are not safe. Few visits to ER taking elderly relatives and it’s a germ pit with scary people. Drug ODs. Sickly street drunks. On two occasions police guarding suspect in next curtained off space. Once I got terrible cold waiting under air vent. Germ laden dust falling from ceiling. Avoid full mooned Friday nights!

Which one gets the incontinence pad?