Herman by Jim Unger for September 10, 2021

He needs a new GPS ( Galactic Positioning System ) in his spaceship.

Yeah, Hank over at the corner station is a great astrophysicist. He helped me with an asteroid I sent too close to Jupiter.

He must be light years off his course.

I was about to point out that asking for directions to two gas giants at a gas station would be appropriate.

Now I wonder if that was meant as a subtle joke.

But I was looking for Uranus.

Sorry, this is Ceti-Alpha-6. You got the wrong planet.

You can’t get there from here

“You’ve made it this far and now you’re asking me for directions?”

Two giant gas balls in the night sky, one with rings, can’t miss ‘em.

…I’d have suggested the planetarium…

What a nice human! I’d be running in the other direction.

He hooked a left at Mars when he saw all the traffic but forgot to take a right at Mercury.

You know he’s not a human male … he’s asking directions!

“You go 2.6 ight years in that direction. When you come to the black hole, take a left……

He can’t even get to the corner store without getting lost…

Interstellar technology but still using a paper map? Hmmmm

Gas stations? You’re lucky if you can get AIR or directions! Most don’t have anything but high prices!

I grew up in the times of good service! Filled tank, washed windows, free maps, lavs, etc! Now you barely get a thank you….if ever.

He needs the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.