Herman by Jim Unger for February 18, 2022

“Book? I’m going straight to selling the movie rights first!”

Guard wants a mention or even a segment.

“How I lost my head”

Make sure you spell my name right…

He’d like to see the investment he made in those stocks pay off.

Get rich schemes…who cares

Probably not, I was arrested trying to rob the stationary store.

The book will be called From Summer Stock to Broadway – My Life in Public.

Maybe he’ll get into the stock market.

“Sure thing, lock, stock, and barrel.”

At least he avoided the rack.

Cause if you do, that’s an additional six more months in the stocks……

“Yes, and I intend to speak HIGHLY of you.”

The irony of using Laughing Stock as the license name.

Just remember, Les Miserables has already been taken.

He will probably wait and see how things play out before making a decision on the book.

Either that or a made for TV movie.

I think he wants to buy stock in it.