Riding the bus to school one day (long long ago…) one of our friends was sporting what looked very much like a bite mark on his forehead. When asked what happened he said “I bit myself.” when asked how could he bite himself on the forehead he replied “I stood on a chair!” I still laugh at that to this day.
Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show over 1 year ago
Sure it wasn’t a 3-D printer?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Make sure your wife stays away from it.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
You got to admit that was an impressive copier.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Good thing you weren’t sitting on it
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
o m g this is so dumb haha that it is brilliant !
magicwalnut over 1 year ago
HAHAHA!
mfoldude Premium Member over 1 year ago
Armed and dangerous? Sorry…
monya_43 over 1 year ago
I thought he was actually becoming an insect. That is what his mother-in-law calls him.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LMAO! Good one!
Chalres over 1 year ago
The sort of accident that would befall Doc Ock.
tom494 over 1 year ago
Ya know … I always wondered what would happen.
kartis over 1 year ago
Well, that’s handy.
mindjob over 1 year ago
If you want to impress girls, you need to copy different body parts
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like the mafia has been to visit him three times for the loan he hasn’t repaid.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Now you got back-up nose pickers.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He doesn’t have a license to carry but he is well-armed.
Michael McKown Premium Member over 1 year ago
OK that got a huge laugh from me! :)
vacman over 1 year ago
Riding the bus to school one day (long long ago…) one of our friends was sporting what looked very much like a bite mark on his forehead. When asked what happened he said “I bit myself.” when asked how could he bite himself on the forehead he replied “I stood on a chair!” I still laugh at that to this day.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Lucky it wasn’t a fax machine.
PAR85 over 1 year ago
This one (or three) had me laughing.