Herman by Jim Unger for November 14, 2024

you sure that’s his chest, doc? o_O

You probably don’t want to be standing in front of him when he does that.

Yes he’s sure. That’s why his glasses got sucked off his head…

An intriguing patient. He also plays the diggeridoo.

This will be one for the medical records. This patient has a blow-hole on his back. Of course it disqualifies him for any kind of swimming competition.

He must get his eye glasses free

The man likely comes from a family of high-Andes pearl divers.

What do you do about back hair? I just close my eyes and pretend she’s wearing a sweater.

Wait! Grab your glasses, headband, and toupee first!

S=l=o=w=l=y, very slowly

His patient really sucks!

Hopefully the patient hadn’t eaten a garlic sandwich just before coming in.

He really sucks and has quite strong lung capacity there. The doctor will have a problem if the patient doesn’t exhale gently and slowly.

He is also an auctioneer and never has to take a breath

Well the lungs are working good.

Works as a glass blower.

Funny….whew….