In Security by Bea R. for January 14, 2019

The ‘Password’ is …

Twelve dispirited ‘Hubbies’ in Panel #3.

So it’s a literal “Hubby Lobby,” huh? ✨❤️✨

The ‘extras’ look to be all new today, or at least there’s none that I immediately recognize from any prior appearances. ✨

Sounds like Charlene took his manhood a long time ago. Then again this is the same man who thought swallowing mouthwash would kill him. XD

You did park Roy, now stay put and maybe Charlene will reward you by letting you carry the lingerie I’m certain she’ll be buying. ;D

I wonder if Hubbs’ mom shops here and plans on leaving her son with the rest of the men? To be left there by your mother, even Hubbs may not be big enough to escape ridicule on that one!

REVOLUTION!!!

What did she bring him along for?

Ohhhh new extras

A Chinese mall introduced “Husband Booths” with chairs and video games back in 2017 for husbands to wait in. https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40609115

So no man is enought confident of his manhood to not to think sassy things will private him from his manhood?

At the risk of overthinking a gag in a comic strip, why do the ladies require their husbands to accompany them, if they’re only going to park them in the lobby of the store?

Looks like a good place to get a poker game going. Might as well make the best of it.

I’d take the ride to the vet and the distemper shots over this any day.

So, why did Roy even need to come along if he has to stay in the “Hubby Lobby” of Hübby Lobby?

If Hubby Lobby was smart they’d invest in a 55 inch or bigger TV with a complete NFL package.

The Hobby Lobby in my old town had a Pokemon gym at the front entrance. It was a great idea and a perfect waiting area, I could shiny check a Squirtle, take the gym, or even do a raid if I was lucky lol.

Welcome to the secret location of Manhood’s Anonymous!

“Hi… My name is Roy, and I cherish my manhood.” “Hi, Roy!”

“Mommy? What’s going on?”

“That, Sweetie… Is a man who is not man enough to enter a woman’s world.”

A while back, when my mother was at a Michael’s, I suggested that someone needs to build a bar or similar “hang-out” spot near craft stores. Perhaps come up with a points system where men can earn gift cards for nearby craft stores for their wives. I was inspired by the advertisement for a furniture store that claimed to have a dedicated man cave, so that the men could watch football and drink beer while their wives looked at furniture. I can’t remember the name of that store, but it sounded like someone spent a little too much time in Roy’s position.

and the deconstruction of men into clueless goofs, and what it means to be a man, continues apace…

And she couldn’t leave him at home why?

Should have brought the kids, too.

He could get into trouble on his lawn mower or playing with other implements of death if left alone. Hold on! WAIT A MINUTE?!? Roberts on to something! Who has the kids?!?

Someone call Child Protective Services! Some kid is on her inchworm on I40 heading to Cali towing her sister behind her.

Men don’t make art in this town? What kind of strange world is this?

Charlene’s horns are for real!

Okay, for all you gals and guys. On instagram, pictures of husbands shopping with their wives (from all over the world). https://www.boredpanda.com/shopping-instagram-miserable-men/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

I like the sad faces and tears on the other hubbies in the “park”.

They missed an oppurinity here, they could have built a park for all the husbands and it would have satisfy everyone. Roy could have gone to the park and Charlene could shop to her heart’s content.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Sad, really sad to see guys being bashed like this. At least we are civil when we bash the girls. Geez.