In Security by Bea R. for March 24, 2019

Oh, man … ✨❤️✨

@bear: Gabby and her oh-so-proper tea-drinking pinky get me every time. Classic stuff!

Brenda is 52 years old? If she’s 52 and writings letters to a toddler for help she has bigger problems than an elf doll.

Good thing none of those kids asked her about things she has no experience in, like how to reach high shelves, take care of newly grown adult teeth, or how to live without diapers! XD

Looks like Aloishus and Gabby may have a lot in common, they both seem to be a bit smarter than they should be at their ages, with some decent vocabularies, and apparently both of their fathers are idiots! However little Al might have Gabby beat in handwriting, time for her to get jealous!

I feel like I missed out on something from Pateron lol

Fake quotes? Like the ones with “my four year old son just asked me about the socio-political climate in the us congress … etc”? :)

I would think immolating one of Santa’s agents gets you on the permanent naughty list.

Totally agree Gabby. #1 – the elf is nothing more than a crutch for parents that either forgot or don’t know how to parent. #2 the kid is spoiled and should go to jail or at least the corner for a stretch. #3 Hey, kid, your dad loves you and loves bragging about you. If you don’t like it, leave!

Has Gabby been having play dates with Stewie from Family Guy?

I agree with Chipcat, YOU’RE THE SEED OF EVIL!… I can’t believe it, Sedine was… r-i-g-h-t (mindblow)

Handwritten letters. How charmingly old-fashioned.

She’s telling the first one to murder the elf, the second one to steal, and the third to bear false witness. Maybe Sedine is right about her being a demonic creature.

Advice from an expert.

Charlene’s “Beach Queen” pin up on Patreon is out of this world. In color and so wow!