In Security by Bea R. for May 01, 2020

Where is that pityless denial of purchase we witnessed before?

Um, character consistency? Where is it?

Veterans of the KISS Army I bet, the real army would raise money with real cookies.

Irony alert! Sam’s parents are actually communists, yet they’re the only ones who would find those cookies palatable! XD

Actually there is more irony in here, don’t know about military cookies, but military ration chocolates aren’t very good, they intentionally taste like a boiled potato so you’re not tempted to eat them unless you really need to.

Aren’t sugar free vegan cookies essentially rice cakes….???

I can’t quite wrap my head around “stale” cow farts, though. However, I assume distinction between “fresh” one’s would be marginal…just saying.

Bea. You have again out done your self, having grown up on a farm I really was surprised to hear some thing like that from Sedine, funny as help though!

Sugar-free, vegan cookies?!?!? No,no,no,no,no,no……. they need to make another noise with their mouth for that kind of concoction. The word cookie is already taken. It means something sweet, delicious, sugary, baked with love and kissed by angels. The words cookies and cow farts should never be uttered in the same sentence. Sugar-free, vegan cookies… that’s like saying soy bacon, complete MADNESS!

You’ve hung around a cow fart long enough for it to go “stale”?!

But… sugar is vegan…

Fresh cow farts are worse than stale ones.

Stale farts beat fresh farts.

Well, that’s what happen when you exagerate with being a patriot.

UNMUTUAL?

I would check to make sure the proceeds actually goes to veterans first just in case this is another bake sale con.

Does the one who baked the “fart” cookies cook as bad as Sedine?

(imagines seeing text of “GAS” instead of text of “FARTS” in the last panel of the cartoon; feels less disgusted)

I’ve had those… water biscuits

Wonderful… Now others will try that same tactic next time.

“Sugar-free cookies” is an oxymoron.

What do you mean “smells like?” One should know cow pats when one finds them at a bake sale…

Sugar Free Vegan cookies……and this is for us Veterans?? Not hardly!!! FREE THE MEAT AND SUGAR!!!!Thick steaks, taters and butter with mom’s sugar loaded all A-merican apple pie with……ice cream……huff huff huff……and how does Sedine know about stale cow flatulence??