In Security by Bea R. for June 26, 2020

Charline is unspooling. ✨❤️✨

I wouldn’t shop there again, Charlene. Those groceries cost Too Much.

This instantly made it in my top 10 for this comic

Ok Charlene, how about we go over your track record of stupidity.

You lost track of your daugther Gabby at least twice:

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2019/06/24(And in this arc with Michaela)

Physically assaulted Sedine when she just wanted to show you some pictures:

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/09/29

Not to mention when you caused a plastic flamingo to projectile through your minivan window:

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2017/04/25

Glass houses.

Why would he burn down his own car, are you afraid he wants to turn his beetle into a “fire beetle”? XD

I think I know what’s going on here, Charlene is choosing to see Roy and Sam as the same, and probably Hubbs too because she’s starting to fear he’s the weak link among the boys and her mind is going to extra lengths as to not see him as inferior as it compares him to each husband of her friends.

Still waiting for her to find out he’s the one who shot Roy. Though now that I think of it… maybe she would just laugh at him. He is safe now, after all.

He’s sleeping

She absolutely, completely knows her own husband. She’s still with the dummy, so that’s true love there! The fact she projects his traits on other men may be a buffering system to allow her to justify her devotion-so that part’s troublesome, when she begins to realize that all men are NOT created equal.

Please, Sam is the only one who we could call “normal”.

3rd Panel: Look at the gait (stride) Charlene has! Forward leg extended +8° from 90°; Push Leg 75-80° up, heel to butt. The woman is a hurdler, or 100 M dash expert. Usain Bolt doesn’t have a stride that good.

Well, since Gabby can apparently fly, and her Husband is nuts, I guess she needs to be fast.

In Panel 1, the back leg cross-over looks like she turned the aisle corner and is heading to the cashier. She should play halfback on the football team with Hubbs and Ellie. She looks like she can zig left, zag right and juke up the middle.

It’s Sam’s punchbuggy, isn’t it?

Sedine 2.0

Oh, dear… This won’t be good. Usually the nightmare begins when the victim is sleeping!

I hope he enjoyed his nap while he could.